I was recently
volunteering at the homeless shelter.
Wow I’m a good
person.
K-it was actually
for a school assignment.
But seriously, I
LOVED it. Highly recommend it. Click here http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/ to find a homeless shelter close to your
house.
While there I
decided to multi-task and find a husband while ladling gravy onto potatoes. I
had a few good options and quickly weeded out the best option.
We were in the same
serving line so I was brave and introduced myself.
The guy already had
so many things going for him.
1) He was taller than me.
2) He was good looking.
3) He was volunteering at the homeless shelter
on Saturday morning.
I asked him if he
was in school.
Guy: “No..”
Me: (in my mind)
Daaaaaaang it!!!
(out loud) “Oh, well then are you
working?”
Guy: “Yeah. I’ve actually
graduated”
Me: (in my mind)
Yeeeeeeeaaaahh boi!
(out loud) “Oh really? Cool. So what’s
your job?”
Guy: “I’m a
lawyer.”
That’s when I knew
this was too good to be true. A tall, attractive, compassionate, friendly,
graduated lawyer COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE SINGLE. It defies every bit of logic.
I was right. I
looked down at his hand and saw the ring.
In my
defense….actually I have no excuse. I was just foolish. But he should have been wearing red!!! Gert is always telling me to check for rings. Must must
must practice this more often.
Staring at male’s
hands from now on,
Charlotte
Dude. That isn't even fair.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I've never met a lawyer I liked. They lay the charming on thick and turn weasly quick. That rhymed. Oops?
Also, so annoyed with the trademark nazis who made you change your name...stupid.
hate it when that happens. :(
ReplyDeleteHot new blog ladies, can't wait for the tasty advice you are going to cook up for us!
ReplyDeleteI hate that I'm now at the age where I compulsively check for wedding rings on guys, to make it even more difficult some shits don't even wear them, as to say "oooh look I'm all available and whatnot, flirt with me for a while, then DENIED!"
ReplyDeleteLater daters.