Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Why Girls Are Crazy


Fun Fact:
This week one of our readers email-interviewed us. She asked us things like why we started the blog, about our worst dates, and what will happen when we finally find our King. Check it out here.
End of Fun Fact.
The focus of this blog generally pokes fun at boys but now the tables have turned. It is time to dissect the female mind.

We are bundles of ticking emotional time bombs.

We salute every male who is brave enough to try and tame the unruly female heart.

Why Girls are Ridiculous:

1. We are unpredictable.

Everything was fine between us yesterday? Well guess what. Today it’s not.

Because…you didn’t send me a “goodnight text” and now I’m all thinking you are not as into this as I am and you were kind of paying attention to other girls at the drive-in and then I saw a picture of my old crush on my phone and am replaying all those memories and why the heck did he never ask me out  but he was kind of a punk and why can’t you just call me instead of texting me because I don’t have all day to sit here and stress out about how committed you are to this relationship. Oh and did I mention I have cramps?

But of course we don’t tell them any of this. 
We just say, “I’m fine.” 

2. We jump to conclusions.

Admit it. The second you start liking a guy you think about the “m” word. Admit it.

3. We are unrealistic.

Sorry, but Mr. Darcy is fiction. No guy in his right mind is going to say, “You have bewitched me body and soul and I lov-I lov-I love you.”

4. We set ridiculous ultimatums.

Ø  “If we haven’t gone on a date by Friday I’m done. I’m never going to call him again."

Ø  Your phone buzzes: “This had better be him if he knows what’s good for him.”

Ø  “If he doesn’t ask me ‘what’s wrong’ when we get in the car then he doesn’t even care about me.”

           the boy sits happily on his end thinking all is well.

Can you imagine dating us?

Getting really good at being unpredictable, jumpy, unrealistic, and giving ultimatums,

Char and Gertrude 


  1. It truly is a miracle that anyone ever gets married-lol!

  2. My whole soul churned with jealousy when I read that Darcy line, his beautiful face is seared into my mind saying, “You have bewitched me body and soul and I lov-I lov-I love you..."

    GAH! I feel nauseated. Where is my Mr. Darcy.

    PS. I love the interview. SO great.

  3. “If we haven’t gone on a date by Friday I’m done. I’m never going to call him again."

    Aaahh, yeah... I used to live by that one.

  4. Hahaha. I have never laughed so hard. You girls are the best. I honestly connected to a few of these things because those same thoughts were running through my head. I know the problem with women is that we give our WHOLE when we want to date someone. That's a big risk, and we feel kind of edgy until we feel like the guy is putting in as much effort as we are. At least that's how I think.
    Confession: I actually had thoughts running through my head of..."I better wait the same amount of time between texts that he did before texting back." oh and I am still counting the minutes because he hasn't texted me back yet.............
    Why are we so crazy?
    Love you girls.

  5. this post is hilar! what a fun blog! i already know i'm going to love it. xo, your newest follower.

  6. Love this! This whole post made me think of - what else?- a great quote from Pride and Prejudice

    "A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.", Jane Austen