While
shopping I pretend I don’t see the “no shopping carts in changing room” sign as
I awkwardly ram my cart into the tiny walls. You can’t put a limit on the
number of items I’m trying on. You’re not my real mom.
You know you have a
fear of commitment when your itunes wishlist is officially on its 3rd page and
you are just You Tubing the songs you might buy one day…when you’re emotionally
ready.
I have a hard time
clicking on the lid of my gas tank every time I fill up. I have no upper body
strength.
Someone
told me recently “Those who can’t do, teach.” That means if you can’t do
something, you teach others how to do it. We’ve decided that is us and this
blog. We obviously have no idea what we’re doing when it comes to dating so
we’re teaching you guys how. How does that make you feel?
I heard a Hillary
Duff song on the radio and knew every word
I
decided recently I needed a whole new wardrobe.
And
then I checked my debit account.
Not
happening.
But
something amazing happened. I started doing my hair and makeup in the morning
and I started looking really cute in the clothes I already had! I in fact did
not need to blow ½ of this month’s pay check at Nordstrom rack, I just needed
to shower.
Shocker.
Charlotte
You are not my real mom....why are so funny? And showering? So awesome. Great style tip.
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