Below are some
“special moments” we get to experience as Spinsters. You should treasure these
times because really, what other demographic in the world has such crazy things
happen to them? (p.s. “special moments” fall into the same category of “it’s fine…”
1) You get a
voicemail from a recent ex-boyfriend singing…
…except he didn’t
know he butt dialed you and stops mid song. That must have been a fun check of
“recent calls” and saw your name…
2) You get set up
with someone you already know.
If he had wanted to
take you on a date he would have already….What are you supposed to say when
they call? “
“Oh hey! So I know
you already know who I am but I guess someone else had to instruct you to take
me on a date…Aren’t you glad now?”
3) Old boyfriends log
in names come up on your email and Facebook.
4) Relatives give you
confused looks when you say you’re not dating anyone. WHY ARE YOU CONFUSED? Being single is a real
thing.
5) You get your very
own “Ms.” box to check by your name at the DMV.
It’s fine…
Char and Gert
#4....my entire thanksgiving experience.
ReplyDeleteLove this! #2 cracks me up the most...because it's so true. It's kinda like when you get all excited when someone says they have someone they want to set you up with, but then you find out that it's someone you already know - and really had no interest in every dating. :/
ReplyDeleteHahaha #1!
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