Spinster: “So…when
am I gonna see you again?”
Boy: “Uh…..I
kind of thought we were on the same page.”
Spinster: “And
what page is that?”
Boy: “That
when I went back to school that we both kind of just did our own thing.”
Hold
please. Crazy town is on the other line. They’re just wondering when you were
going to come and make permanent residence. Pretty sure you took me on three
dates a week for the past 4 months and so….no. No I was not aware you were on
that particular “page”.
There is
an alarming trend of boys “assuming” with their frightful little “pages”. Hey-we’ve got nothing against pages. We love
to read. But sometimes we like to use our mouths and words to communicate.
Next time
you’re going to a have a secret relationship book club, leave me a bookmark so
I can save you the trouble of this painfully awkward phone call.
Getting
paper cuts,
Char and
Gert
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