New Years Pump Up

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Please recite the following mantra….

Hi, my name is ____________. And I’m a Spinster.

With this New Year, I will:

Initiate conversations

Never be a doormat

Do something every day that scares me

Write down my awkward interactions with boys. They will be funny later. Maybe.

Not yell while driving

Refuse to be offended

Open my heart

Give guys the benefit of the doubt

Balance my checkbook

Give myself 5 compliments in the mirror every day and make sure to give out at least 5 more to others

Fake it till I make it

Stay classy

 Pretending to know what we’re doing,

Gertrude and Charlotte