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A foxy Spinster bought her and I hope their first few weeks together have been magical.
However, after selling Stella I realized I went about selling her all the wrong way.
I was reading an article in the newspaper about how a girl sold her bike on Craigslist and an eligible young bachelor came to check it out. Turns out he was checking out a lot more than the bike because the two got married.
WHAT THE HECK?!
Here I had an excellent chance of finding a husband and I totally blew it. But I’m not sure I would want to date a guy who wanted to buy my red cruiser bike.
This whole sell-your-stuff-to-get-married thing has got me thinking though.
I need to start holding male focused garage sales.
I think I’ll start by selling:
P90X dvds...
P90X dvds...
How to: Duct Tape Origami booklets....
Fork/knife chopsticks...
A tie made out of wood...
A geek clock (this will reel in the engineers baby!)
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A face mug...
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Recycled record bookends...
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Only one problem. I don’t own a single manly thing. Which means I will have to buy them. And then re-sell them.
This is starting to seem like a lot of work. Maybe I’ll just try flat ironing my hair instead.
Stay classy,
Charlotte
p.s. If you really do want to buy these things just click the (*) next to every pic and it will take you to the mother ship of weird gifts. :)
I would buy 75% of that stuff. Does that make me manly?
ReplyDeleteah well. I'll own it. :)
haha this is so true. I think you should invest in a nice sexy audi, throw in some nice skis, a giftcard for textbook rental and some nice jcrew slacks and I think your ideal man just might give you a ring and show up on your porch.
ReplyDeleteNICE STRATEGY.
WOODEN TIE!!! hahahaha I'm dying
ReplyDeleteOH WOAH, that wooden tie is gonna get all the men, ;) Hahahahah.
ReplyDeleteLol. Dude, I think you're on to something. Every guy I know is looking for a tie made out of a nice sanded cedar.
ReplyDeleteYour blog makes me laugh. I. love. it.
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